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one day i....

woke up from a 2 year long coma and realized that jewker is dead and I was the one that have brutally murdered and skinned him. No matter how hard I scrub the blood on my hands won't come off. Looking up from the hospital sink I see in the mirror...

my reflection but it looks a bit different so i touch it and i go flying through the mirror into some parallel dimension where jewker is still alive and miras dead

but it was all a lie, because a truck came honking at me and I got hit real badly.

I suddenly wake up from a 2 year coma, I...

begin to look around and have a splitting headache. i discover that im psychic from the crash

and hear a sound in the distance....it sounded like laughing and now i realize that everything that was now going through my mind has happend, i am in hell

i looked around and picked up the nearest

baked potatoe with cream cheese....there was one problem...i had no meat ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!......

so i went on a quest to

retrieve the meat from the bottomless deeps of....

the mcdonalds fryer where i

i dove into the scalding fryer to find

but i didnt realize 1 thing....

so i summoned a giant blob and they had an epic battle of greasy proportions until

with a falcon pawwwwnnncccchhhh

he asked me "show me ya moves" then i falcon kicked him into a nearby pool of ectoplasm

he turned into the super ultra mega demon captain sr. falcon the 16th

i awoke on the road with what looked like a horn started growing out of me from getting hit by a guitar